Butthole Best Friend
Based on "A Dialogue between the Soul and Body" by Andrew MarvellSOUL: Oh, who can from this bear releaseA flowered soul who knows no peace?This meaty hand, this bulging arm,This weedy face which knows no charm,This hairy foot, this eye that leers,This mottled nose, protruding ears:A prison grown large to restrainThis sweet and simple, gentle brainWhich longs with every coarse heartbeatSurroundings dainty and petite.BODY: Who says that I'm some jail. I'm going to do what I can to find something near enough that I can visit now and then. Stay in touch with you and the children. I promise you'll always have my support ... financial and emotional ... no matter what."She leaned over and kissed my cheek."Thank you, Doug. You are a good man and I think you're going to be a better man soon." I don't mean to get personal, but is there another man in your life?" I asked tentatively."No. I haven't had the time. Maybe in a while. I'm not in a rush..
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